I’m happy as fuck.
Also, I’m a better runner than I thought I was.

starrysleeper:

high-blogging:

while my prof was setting up for his lecture… 

gold

excuse me while I reblog this for the 36th time

(via petticoatruler)

People realize that the person who files for divorce is the plaintiff, right?

And like, if I’m the one who has to file because I’m the one who actually lives in this state then I have to be the plaintiff?

and emailing doesn’t count as serving papers?
 because it has to be certified mail, proof that I indeed did see them?

If you want to marry your lady so badly, go change the papers and email them to me. Except you aren’t going to get them to me before I go to the GMC so I won’t get them until after the 12th and I won’t send them to you until like the 18th? 
and then you have to send them back to me and I won’t be home until the 2nd of July?
So If I’m lucky we’ll be filed by the end of the summer. 

and then apparently its a 3 month process, and hopefully he can phone in for the court date and doesn’t have to fly to this goddamn state. 

all of this is dumb.

divorce is dumb.

Roxy at 19 was reaaaaaalllllly dumb.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

wildestnight:

A peek inside the notebooks of famous authors, artists and visionaries

From Mark Twain to Kurt Cobain to Jack Kerouac to Frida Kahlo.

monicatramos:

Trouble Sleeping.

I made this a while back and didn’t mean for the guy to look like he’s just rolling in place… but he is. 

Don’t sleep well alone.
No sleep.
Willlllllllll

(via acidscars)

khaleesiofwinterhell:

I have too much fun on the Dexter app

Will! There’s a dexter app?

Also, random thing I drew because Boy Scouts finally decided to let openly gay members join.
Welcome to the 21st century, BSA.

Sometimes I pretend I can draw and make cards and presents for my family/friends

This is my cousin’s graduation card. She graduated from Columbia film school. Gonna be famous and shitttt.

Not posting the stupid sappy bullshit I drew for boyfriend.
Spoiler alert: expect mail.
Double spoiler: it’s kinda dumb and sappy.

(via sombrereria)

at breakfast last week, Ryan was telling me about this study where they found the absolute number one best thing to do for your kids, to raise the smartest, most well adjusted kids, is to love your spouse. 

I like that.
internet, go find that study for me.

sycophancy:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

you style that hair lil’ dude!

You had me at Spider-Man pushing a stroller.

(via bbyhands)

(via buxombibliophile)

I solemnly swear I will put myself in a retirement home before I ever get too old to take care of myself.